The Worst Pickup Lines
The worst of the bad pickup lines make for the very best laughs
Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes. I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on. Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you. Why should guys have all the fun doing cheesy pick up? These corny and dirty pick up lines are ONLY for girls – to use on guys. For her, the magnificent independent raunchy girl, who knows what she wants. You know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it. I'm not wearing any socks and I'm wearing the. 30 Nov But that's really where the fun begins. Once users are paired together—Congrats, it's a match!—guys and gals spit their best game. For months now TinderLines has been collecting the the best/funniest/worst pick-up lines users employ, with most hoping the conversation eventually leads to the bedroom.
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If I sat on it. Go girls… pick up lines to use on guys What kind of Uber are you — long or short rides? Let me unwrap that for you Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy? Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight Hey, you work out? Then again, I would be too! Are you a taxidermist? OK, wanna try stuffing my pussy anyway? Do you have a napkin? My body has bones.
Want to give me another one? You look like a hard worker. I know why they are calling it a beaver, because I am dying for some wood Nice shirt.
Good pick up lines
Is it made of boyfriend material? Now go to MY room! I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? Do these feel real to you? Because that is a solid career choice with a decent wage and I crave stability.
You look like a hard worker. I'll be your man. Are you a kidnapper? Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess. There is something wrong with my cell phone.
How would you like to five finger dis-cunt? Excuse me, would you be a gentleman and push in my stool? Because I can see your nuts I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight? Your boner is giving my nipples an erection How do you like your eggs? Me love you long time Wanna go halfsies on a baby?
25 Pickup Lines So Bad That You Won’t Believe They’re Real
Are you a rainstorm? Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want You like to eat Mexican?. My taco would like to meat you There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
Horrible Pickup Lines!
Is it wet in here, or is it just my vagina? Come in me, if you want to live My body is a movie and your penis is the star!
Wanna go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror? Are you the delivery man?
Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me. You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
Because I believe you have a package for me Are you Richard?