101 ways to annoy your parents
A useful list of mischievious things to get up to in the classrooom that will make your teacher see red! ways to annoy your teachers! ^-^ by chok_e. ways to annoy your teachers! ^-^. By chok_e. K 77 80 · Comebacks by dyingxtoxlive . Comebacks. By dyingxtoxlive. K "shush you dicknose turd waffle!. 28 Jul ways to Bug your Parents follows the journey of the young Steve ¿Sneeze¿ Wyatt as he desperately tries to get to the Invention Convention. This book isn¿t directly about bugging your parents so if readers are just looking for a list of ways to annoy their parents this wouldn¿t be the book for them and it. 62 WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS: hookuptime.info them around the house. 2. Moo whenever they say your name. 3. Pretend to have amnesia. 4. Say everything backwards. 5. Run into walls. 6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion. 7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say.
When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow. If you have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark. Talk to a pen constantly. When your friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a. Have a dozen of imaginary friends that you ask their opinion of everything.
After you have your bath, wrap a bath towel around you and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask you what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping or running into something. Look at the ground and whenever you see your parents' feet, yell "BOO! More info pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!
It's important to be respectful. If you are on a car trip, constantly shout "Are we there yet? Tap on their door all night.
Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!! In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard! When you shower or bath, yell "HELP! Snort loudly when you laugh and laugh harder.
Try to climb the wall. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!! Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times.
When you fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! Try to swim in the floor. Pretend to be a phone. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says 101 Ways To Annoy Your Parents with stupid. Switch the light button on and off for a few minutes then say "Oooohhhh Tap on their door all night. Throw a tantrum in the middle continue reading the supermarket, sit cross-legged and cross your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let you buy what you want to have.
After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no" Claim you have been abducted by aliens before and tell all their friends. When they ask you to call someone, stay where you are and yell their name. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety". Knock over every container of liquid you see "accidentally".
Do the opposite of what they tell you. Like a drop out or a goth or something. Yell out mango everywhere you go. Read more articles from chowjoyi. LOL, I'ma do all of em! I'm too old to do this stuff and neither of my parents have offices so I'm deffinitly doin 41!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have wrote all these down and tickin the ones off that i do LOLmy dad was in the room while i read them out and he freaked outit was quite disturbing.
Creating The Nice Alarm, a clock that awakens you nicely by tapping you twice on the shoulder. Snort loudly when you laugh and laugh harder. To become a world-famous French chef despite the fact that he was born in Oklahoma. If they ask what you did at a friend's house, say, "It was Some of these, though might get me in really big trouble but they were hilarious to read!
I tried all of 'em! Too creepy bit the rest were hilarious! My mother didn't get annoyed, she just called me "Stupid kid. That costed me a backhand and grounded-ness [no im not abused, it's called disaplin!! Ya know, on the weekends, that's actually how late I stay up. Some times my dad's in bed watching TV.
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Besides, he'd get sooo angry if I did that 2 him. One time I just lay down in the middle of the hallway laughing hysterically. Then I just stopped making any noise, and still lied on the floor staring at a chair.
It creeped my mom out xD. How are you doing this fine day? I'm so doing all of these!! Oh ho my parents will give me a hard lecture Awesome I want to try some of those. I've done 34 before! LOL these are too funny i tried 34!! I did 23, 25, and go here Eating your hair totally annoys them!
He, he, I already started xD. BTW, you know 101 Ways To Annoy Your Parents else really annoys them? Eww, What's that smell?! Too boring, too yellow,too AWE, that's just awful!
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We're going to Paris this summer! Im doing 21 and I've done 4, 8, 14, 16, 19, 20, 24, 26, 28, 29, 30, 34, 35, 38, 39, and 31 when i was younger. My brother did XD I don't think number 40 will work for me, because I am gothic lol.
Number 5 is from diary of a wimpy kid. You should never eat your hair.
41 ways to annoy your parents
Even if it is a joke. A girl in Mexico almost died because she had a giant ball of hair in her stomach.
I laughed hysterically at 22, but I would never do it. I already do a lot of these things though so next time my mom won't give me allowance I'll break out with my handy dandy list ;D. Ahahaha i do all but on number 9 my mom waz screaming!!!!!
" WAYS TO BUG YOUR PARENTS" by Children's Author Lee Wardlaw
I do 34 all da time. I well try 40 when I go back to school. LOL too bad I'm too old to do most of these I did 8 and 9 and my parents laughed at me lol X3. Loved this I was laughing the whole time! I actually laughed so hard that I cried at these!